What's the difference between a pimple and a Catholic Priest?

A pimple waits until you're 13-years-old before coming on your face.

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What's the difference between a washing machine and a virgin?

A washing machine doesn't follow the guy around for 2 weeks after he drops a load in it.

What's the difference between Voldemort and Tyrion Lannister?

One had a horcrux, the other had a whorecrush..

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What is long, white, and very sticky?

The coming of the Lord!

How did the snowman get happy?

The snowblower came around

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What motivated Hercules to face off against Cerberus?

Alcmene triple-dog-dared him.

Why does it take Sarah Palin so long to get ready in the morning?

Because she has two faces.

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How did the Catholic Priest finish the marathon?

He was second to Nun.

What do you call a sleepwalking nun?

A roamin Catholic

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What's the difference between a horse and a 13 year old boy?

The horse knows when I'm grooming him.

How do I know he was French, do you ask?

He went oui, oui.

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How many Catholic priests does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, because little boys don't fit in a lightbulb.

How many wife's does a catholic priest allowed to have?

Nun

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What do pimples and catholic priests have in common?

They both start coming on boys' faces around age 13.

What did one pimple say to the other?

If you're busted, run.