What's the difference between a pimple and a Catholic Priest?

A pimple waits until you're 13-years-old before coming on your face.

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What is the difference between a black man and an elevator?

An elevator can raise a child.

What's the difference between a good joke and a woman?

The good joke doesn't get a black eye when you tell it a second time.

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Why are the buses in London red?

You'd be too if you came every 10 minutes.

What did the American vet did when he came to back from Vietnam?

The guns wasn't in the horse fixing resume!"

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How did your mom know you hadn't washed your face?

I forgot to wet the soap.

Whats the difference between a chickpea and a lima bean?

I've never had a lima bean on my face.

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How are Chile mining companies and catholic priests different?

Chile mining companies get their minors stuck in shafts while catholic priests get their shafts stuck in minors

What is a Catholic priest's dream second job?

Warden at juvenile detention center.

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What's the difference between a horse and a 13 year old boy?

The horse knows when I'm grooming him.

What do you call a depressed gang member?

An emoji... Emo g, get it? From my 13 year old son

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How did the Catholic Priest finish the marathon?

He was second to Nun.

What do pimples and catholic priests have in common?

They both start coming on boys' faces around age 13.

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What do you call it when a spider gets a pimple?

Arachne

What do pimples and catholic priests have in common?

They both start coming on boys' faces around age 13.