What is a Catholic priest's dream second job?

Warden at juvenile detention center.

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When she got in front of the judge he asked, "first offender?

She replied, "No. First a Gibson, second a Fender."

What is the best place to hide a dead body?

On the second page of google.

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What do you call a nun who's drinking a pint?

Catholic

What do you call it when a Catholic renovates his kitchen?

A counter reformation.

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What do you call a white man surrounded by many black men?

A warden

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 black guys?

Coach. What do you call one white guy surrounded by 100 black guys Warden.