What is a Catholic priest's dream second job?

Warden at juvenile detention center.

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What do a Catholic Priest and second place have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

What does a redneck do after she bangs her second cousin?

She quits counting.

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Why don't catholic priest believe in condoms?

Because little boys can't get pregnant.

Which punchline do you like better?

What do you call a nun that sleep-walks a) A Roamin' Catholic b) An unconscious habit

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What do you call a white man surrounded by many black men?

A warden

What is a Catholic priest's dream second job?

Warden at juvenile detention center.