Who's there ! Canon ! Canon who ?

Canon open the door then

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Why couldn't the cat walk through the door?

it had a javelin through it's head.

How many men from the US swim team does it take to open a door?

Just one if its lochte'd

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

How do government employees wink when they're at work?

They briefly open one eye.

How have you got that body?

I said, "I don't know officer, I just opened the boot and there she was."

Canon Jokes More Canon Jokes

Why was the Polaroid fanfiction ignored by the photography community?

Because it wasn't Canon.

Who's there ! Canon ! Canon who ?

Canon open the door then