How many babies does it take to open a door?

Depends how hard you throw them.

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What does a door and a jar have in common?

They both are ajar.

How do you get a hippie off your door step?

Pay for the pizza and close the door.

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What did the hipster say when a starbucks opened in his neighborhood?

You can't gentrify this place! I just moved here!"

Who's there ! Canon ! Canon who ?

Canon open the door then