How many babies does it take to open a door?

Depends how hard you throw them.

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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar.

Who is a vampire likely to fall in love with ?

The girl necks door.

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What is the easiest way for a stressed astronaut to unwind and decompress?

By opening the door.

What key do you need to open a banana?

A monkey