How many babies does it take to open a door?

Depends how hard you throw them.

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What do you get when you cross an atheist with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone knocking at your door for no apparent reason.

Why was the girl stuck in the revolving door for two weeks?

cuz she couldn't find the door handle

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How does a New York University psychology major turn on his lights in the morning?

By opening the car door.

How many men does it take to open a can of beer?

None. She should have opened it as she brought it to you.