Which hand did Henry VIII use to wipe his bottom with?

Anne Boleyn's.

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Wipe away those ears.

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He liked to chop and change !

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Which hand did Henry VIII use to wipe his bottom with?

Anne Boleyn's.

Why was the ghost of Anne Boleyn always running after the ghost of Henry VIII ?

She was trying to get ahead !