Henry Viii Jokes

What do you get when you cross Henry VIII and Vlad the Impaler?

Executed.

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Which hand did Henry VIII use to wipe his bottom with?

Anne Boleyn's.

What do you call the vehicle used to carry Henry VIII's second wife to the hospital?

An Anne-Boleyn-ce.

What's the correct what to enter a Henry VIII convention?

You just Amblein.

Why was the ghost of Anne Boleyn always running after the ghost of Henry VIII ?

She was trying to get ahead !

Why did Henry VIII have so many wives ?

He liked to chop and change !

How does Henry VIII like his coffee?

Decap.

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That's when the ghosts do their spring screaming!

What do you get is you cross a ghost with a packet of potato chips?

Snacks that go crunch in the night.

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What did the doctor say to the witch in hospital?

With any luck you'll be able to get up for a spell.

Why did the woman's visit to wall street land her in the hospital?

Because the stock broker!

Vehicle Jokes More Vehicle Jokes

What kind of vehicle did they use to transport prisoners to concentration camps during the holocaust?

Ju-Haul

Who's skin is that?

Please step out of the vehicle sir."

Vlad Jokes More Vlad Jokes

What do you call an asthmatic vampire?

Vlad The Inhaler.

What do you call Dracula when he goes swimming?

Aqua-Vlad

Wipe Jokes More Wipe Jokes

What do you call it when you keep wiping but brown still shows?

The Trail of Smears

What does German goalkeeper Manuel Neuer call it when he takes a dump and there is nothing on the toilet paper after wiping?

A clean sheet.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did the young Greek boy run away from home?

A: He was not being reared right!

Why couldn't the melon couple run off and get married?

Because they can't elope.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What is 1 + 1?

3 if you don't use protection.

What do Asian people use as blindfolds?

Shoe laces.

Chop Jokes More Chop Jokes

What did storm say when she saw wolverine chopping wood?

That's a huge axe man!

How long have you been chopping wood for?

I'm not sure, I'll check the logs"