Henry Viii Jokes

What do you get when you cross Henry VIII and Vlad the Impaler?

Executed.

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Which hand did Henry VIII use to wipe his bottom with?

Anne Boleyn's.

What do you call the vehicle used to carry Henry VIII's second wife to the hospital?

An Anne-Boleyn-ce.

What's the correct what to enter a Henry VIII convention?

You just Amblein.

Why was the ghost of Anne Boleyn always running after the ghost of Henry VIII ?

She was trying to get ahead !

Why did Henry VIII have so many wives ?

He liked to chop and change !

How does Henry VIII like his coffee?

Decap.

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Anne Boleyn Jokes More Anne Boleyn Jokes

Who's there ! Anne Boleyn ! Anne Boleyn who ?

Anne Boleyn alley !

Why was the ghost of Anne Boleyn always running after the ghost of Henry VIII ?

She was trying to get ahead !

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

Whats green and goes through walls?

A frog if you throw it hard enough...

Where do frogs keep their treasure ?

In a croak of gold at the end of the rainbow !

Wipe Jokes More Wipe Jokes

How the rap feud started Me: can u invite all the rappers to my b'day party?

2pac: sure, no biggie Biggieeavesdropping: wipes tears

Who will I share the sunset with now?

sobs* Friend: Bad breakup Me: No. *wipes tears* My Instagram isn't working.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What type of jokes do Sikhs hate?

Puns

How many redditors does it take to repost a joke?

About four.

Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?

The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.

Who would win if Luke Skywalker fought Harry Potter?

Me 5: Me: Get some coffee

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

Why can't ghosts make babies?

They have hollow weenies! .... And I'll just see myself out.

Why does everyone love when a ghost goes to a party?

Because he always brings the boos

Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

Why can't a dog clap in the middle of a movie?

Because it keeps hitting pause.

What's worse than stepping on a Lego in the middle of the night?

A landmine.

Vlad Jokes More Vlad Jokes

What did the Englishman call the hilarious Slav?

Top Vlad.

What do you get when you cross Henry VIII and Vlad the Impaler?

Executed.