Why did Henry VIII have so many wives ?

He liked to chop and change !

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How about a quickie?

Wife: As opposed to what

How the fight started Wife : Going for a walk, do you want anything?

Me : How about a newspaper. Wife : OK, which one Me : Today's.

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What is a Mature man who likes young women?

An Inmate

What's it like to go down on an ewok?

It's alright, they're just a little chewy.

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How many Comcast customer service agents does it take to change a lightbulb?

Is the lightbulb plugged in sir?

How does a orphan change a light bulb?

They grab the stack of un-signed adoption papers, stand on top of them, then proceed to change the light bulb.

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Which hand did Henry VIII use to wipe his bottom with?

Anne Boleyn's.

How does Henry VIII like his coffee?

Decap.

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How long have you been chopping wood for?

I'm not sure, I'll check the logs"

What's the difference between an onion and an accordion?

A: No-one cries when you chop up an accordion.