Why did Henry VIII have so many wives ?

He liked to chop and change !

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What do you throw a drowning aboriginal?

His wife and kids

What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you ?

My Wife... Turn sideways and look in the mirror!

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Why are there no jehovah's witnesses in Italy?

The mafia doesn't like witnesses.

How do you call a dog that likes to be on the Internet?

A Labragoogle.

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How many Buckeye football players does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. But he gets three hours credit.

Why did the sweet scented man called Paul change his name to Saul?

He liked the P, but preferred the essence the change.

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Why was the ghost of Anne Boleyn always running after the ghost of Henry VIII ?

She was trying to get ahead !

What do you get when you cross Henry VIII and Vlad the Impaler?

Executed.

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What's the difference between an onion and an accordion?

A: No-one cries when you chop up an accordion.

How long have you been chopping wood for?

I'm not sure, I'll check the logs"