What do you throw a drowning aboriginal?

His wife and kids

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why don't you buy your wife a watch?

There's already a clock on the stove

What did Anakin Skywalker cry out as he lay dying and on fire?

Patme! Patme! Credit to my wife on this one

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why don't kids at school get my sarcastic humor?

Me: Because they have boring parents, darling.

What do mother's who boycott pharmacy drugs and kids who stop playing valve's fps' have in common?

They are both over the counter strike

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Why was the blonde fired from the M&M factory?

She threw out all the W's.

Why did the blonde throw tic-tacs in her spaghetti?

The recipe told her to mints her garlic.