What do you throw a drowning aboriginal?

His wife and kids

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Why doesn't Kanye West take his wife to the beach?

Because he is afraid tidal wave will take her away from him.

What happens when a carpenter drinks with his wife?

He gets hammered and she gets nailed.

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What do you call a kid that stands up to bullies?

An ambulance.

Which kid is mine?

I like to reply "I haven't decided yet."

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What happens when you throw a laptop into the ocean?

You have a Dell, rolling in the deep.

What happened to the T?

America: "We threw it in the Harbor!"