What do you throw a drowning aboriginal?

His wife and kids

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why are gifts in airports so expensive?

God's punishing you for waiting until the flight home to buy your wife a gift.

What do you want your husbands gravestone to say?

Wife: "Nothing. I want a traditional, non-talking one."

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What kind of medicine do you give a kid having a fit?

An anti-hissy-tamine.

What is the difference between a gorilla and Michael Jackson?

One of them got shot for touching a kid.

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What did Dahmer do when he finished his vegetables?

A: He threw away their wheelchairs!

What do you say to pasta that gets thrown out?

Hasta la pasta baby.