What do you throw a drowning aboriginal?

His wife and kids

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What did the man say after his wife was dragged off the beach by a seal?

Welp, seal ate her.

Why don't you ask Joseph, the carpenter?

God: Uh huge grin cos I'm banging his wife raises hand up top

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What do you throw a drowning Mexican?

His wife and kids.

Why does Caitlyn Jenner feel like her kids see though her?

I guess she is trans parent now Edit: *through

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What do you do if your GF is having siezures in the bathtub?

Throw in your laundry.

What did the frustrated cannibal say?

Nothing he just threw up his hands.