Why is Italy's birth rate decreasing?

Because they pull out at the last second.

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How many virgins does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one. But he will pull it back out and stick it back in again just to make sure hes got the right hole.

Why is it so hard for an eighty year old woman to pee in the morning?

Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese?!

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What is the best place to hide a dead body?

On the second page of google.

How did the clock get cancer?

Second-hand smoke!

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What is worse than the earthquake in Italy?

The Holocaust.

What body of water separates Italy from the word 'goodbye'?

River Derci. Sorry.