What kind of make up was the girl wearing on Halloween?

Mash-scara!

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What does a girl want more than anything?

Nothing. She is fine.

How awesome were the 50s?

None of the girls had tramp stamps & you could smoke in hospitals.

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What do you say upon hearing a bad Halloween joke?

Booooooo, Booooooo

What do birds give out on Halloween?

Tweets.

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Why should you wear a condom when writing C++ code?

It's full of std vectors.

Why do moslem girls love black guys?

more satisfaction at night for wearing a ninja suit all day.

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What kind of shoes to frogs like ?

Open toad sandals !

What kind of scary bees can produce milk?

boo bees