What kind of make up was the girl wearing on Halloween?

Mash-scara!

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How do you make a girl gain weight?

Marry her.

What do you call a girl on the grill?

Patty

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What does a guy with no friends be for Halloween?

Depressed

Why is SAE not that racist?

Because some of their best friends are black... for halloween!

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Who has two thumbs and wears a mask?

Disguise!

What do you call jeans that haven't been worn before?

Vir-jeans

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What kind of Pop do you cook with?

Baking Soda

What kind of letters did the snake get from his admirers ?

Fang letters !