What do you call jeans that haven't been worn before?

Vir-jeans

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What's a depressed teenagers favorite activity?

Making their wrist look like their jeans. (I'm sorry)

What kind of jeans does mario wear?

Denim denim denim.(http://youtu.be/rdnTvgK2o5I) shamelessly stolen from tumblr

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Why did the scale not wear any of his shirts?

Because they all had a tare

What do you call a lion wearing a cravat and a flower in its mane?

A dandy lion!