Why are all castles disabled?

They all have tur-rets

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What is the rain's favorite medieval reenactment?

Storming a castle.

What do I have in common with Franz Kafka?

Neither of us have finished The Castle.

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Why are all castles disabled?

They all have tur-rets

What do girls and parking spaces have in common?

All the good ones are taken and the rest are disabled