Why are all castles disabled?

They all have tur-rets

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What do you call a chess blunder where you lose your castle?

A Rook-ey mistake.

Why couldn't Mario ever watch Netflix with Peach?

Because the princess was always on another Castle.

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What do girls and parking spaces have in common?

All the good ones are taken and the rest are disabled

What's better than winning a Silver Medal at the Paralympics?

Not being disabled.