Why are all castles disabled?

They all have tur-rets

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How do whores in Westeros get into the castle?

Hodor.

What's grey and can't swim?

A castle

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What's better than winning a Silver Medal at the Paralympics?

Not being disabled.

What do girls and parking spaces have in common?

All the good ones are taken and the rest are disabled