Why couldn't Mario ever watch Netflix with Peach?

Because the princess was always on another Castle.

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What do you get if you watch the Blind Side backwards?

Oher's NFL career

Whats happening?

FB=Whats on your mind FourSquare= Where am I Quora=what Youtube=What Im watching. LinkedIn=Whats in it for me

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Why was Princess Peach worried when Mario wanted to use her laptop?

She forgot to delete her Bowser history

Why did Mario lose a life?

He stubbed his MiyamoToe. ...I'll see my way out.

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What does a drug addict like to do in their free time?

Netflix and pills :D

What did Dr Dre say to his wife during Netflix and chill?

Hope you're ready for the next episode

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How do whores in Westeros get into the castle?

Hodor.

What do you call a chess blunder where you lose your castle?

A Rook-ey mistake.

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What is Vladimir Putins favorite food?

Peaches and Krim

Why couldn't Mario ever watch Netflix with Peach?

Because the princess was always on another Castle.

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What's the difference between a princess and a witch?

2 years of marriage.

How do you upset a plumber?

Kidnap his princess.