Why was Princess Peach worried when Mario wanted to use her laptop?

She forgot to delete her Bowser history

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What does a spider want to be when he grows up?

This is really good guys...brace yourselves..........) A web designer.

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Cuz it was yellow and appealing! Sorry if this is bad. Seen too many of the same jokes here and I wanted to add an original joke.

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Why is Princess Peach named after a fruit and Princess Daisy named after a flower?

Because wanting to sound good is their OBJECTion

Why was Princess Peach worried when Mario wanted to use her laptop?

She forgot to delete her Bowser history