Why do Republicans favor small government?

To bitter fit in my uterus.

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How are the homeless like votes?

Republicans have them thrown out.

What's a Republican's favorite number?

NEIN!"

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How can working with cow hide act in your favor on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.

What did the large furry mammal say when the salamander who kept asking for favors went too far?

I can't bear it! You axolotl of me this time!

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How's my baby girl?

Me: I'm moving back in. Mom: Your room is ready. Me: No, your uterus! Mom: Steph you drink too much

What is a woman ?

Man with a uterus somewhere

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Why do Republicans favor small government?

To bitter fit in my uterus.

Why don't all Libertarian candidates have dwarfism?

I thought Libertarians believed in small government.