What did the large furry mammal say when the salamander who kept asking for favors went too far?

I can't bear it! You axolotl of me this time!

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Why is Karl Marx a fan of the Galactic Empire?

He was born ina 1818.

Why was the sterile Grizzly upset?

Because he couldn't Bear children.

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What's the difference between a Afghanistan wedding and a terrorist training camp?

Don't ask me, I'm just the drone pilot.

How do you keep a group of women from talking?

Ask the oldest one to speak first.

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What did Jennifer Lawrence say to Julius Caesar?

May the Ides be ever in your favor."

Why do Republicans favor small government?

To bitter fit in my uterus.