Favor Jokes

What did the large furry mammal say when the salamander who kept asking for favors went too far?

I can't bear it! You axolotl of me this time!

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How can working with cow hide act in your favor on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.

Why do Republicans favor small government?

To bitter fit in my uterus.

What did Jennifer Lawrence say to Julius Caesar?

May the Ides be ever in your favor."

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Sway Jokes More Sway Jokes

What do you do when your mother-in-law is swaying towards you?

You pull the trigger again.

How can working with cow hide act in your favor on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.

Small Government Jokes More Small Government Jokes

Why do Republicans favor small government?

To bitter fit in my uterus.

Why don't all Libertarian candidates have dwarfism?

I thought Libertarians believed in small government.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

How do you weight a fish?

With a scale.

What is a sea monster's favorite meal?

Fish and Ships

New Buck Jokes More New Buck Jokes

How can working with cow hide act in your favor on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.

How can working with cow hide help on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

Why are you letting people touch your new born?

I don't let people touch my new iPhone

What did the 80 grit sandpaper say to the 36 grit sandpaper?

You're a little rougher than I'm used to, but I'll grit and bear it. I'm sorry, that joke was a little rough ;D

Squid Pro Quo Jokes More Squid Pro Quo Jokes

What's an octopuses favourite latin saying?

Squid pro quo!

What do you call a fish that's good at trading favors?

A squid pro quo.

Baked Yazidi Jokes More Baked Yazidi Jokes

Whats the favored pasta dish among ISIL members?

Baked Yazidi............ I know where I'm going after this life :(

What do you get when Italians join ISIS?

Baked Yazidi

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why did Victoria lose her job?

We don't know, it's Victoria's secret.

Why do mice have tiny balls?

Not very many of them know how to dance