Who is ISIL's favorite Star Wars character?

ADMIRAL ACKBAR! ADMIRAL ACKBAR! ADMIRAL ACKBAR!

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Which Star Wars character was arrested for drunk driving?

Han Solo. Because he took a shot first.

What Star Wars character is most likely to get cancer?

Leukemia Skywalker.

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What did Admiral Ackbar say when he saw someone unfolding a 10'x15' sheet of canvas?

IT'S A TARP!!!

Why can't Admiral Ackbar fly to Hawaii?

Aloha Ackbar" doesn't go over well at the airport

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What is ISIL's favourite dessert?

Terrormisu

Why did the Kurd bury his music collection?

His tribesman said "ISIL is approaching, and they're coming for Yazidis."