Star Wars Character Jokes

Which Star Wars character was arrested for drunk driving?

Han Solo. Because he took a shot first.

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How do you know when the Star Wars characters are safe?

Because they got Chewbacca

Who is ISIL's favorite Star Wars character?

ADMIRAL ACKBAR! ADMIRAL ACKBAR! ADMIRAL ACKBAR!

What Star Wars character is most likely to get cancer?

Leukemia Skywalker.

What do you call a book filled with outlines of Star Wars characters?

A Kylo Ren Book

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What do you get when you take a needle to a balloon filled with yogurt?

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What kind of engine did you put in it?

cut to me filling my car with tomato soup* Me: Um... A fast one.

Shot Jokes More Shot Jokes

What type of person does cocaine after taking a shot?

A linebacker I came up with this on the toilet... Hope it's not old.

Why did Kennedy throw his head back?

He was taking a shot.

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

What do you call a line of men waiting to get a hair cut?

A barbecue

What's white and in the men's 100m track final?

The lines.

Han Solo Jokes More Han Solo Jokes

How did Han Solo enter the world?

On the perineum falcon!

What do you call a terrible performance of Han Solo: The Musical?

A rebel without applause.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How would you describe that green sheep?

Me: I don't know. Olive ewe Her: I knew you'd say it first! I love you too! Entrapment 101

What would you call the mailman if he got fired?

I don't know, just some dude.

Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

Why was the man arrested at the farmers' market?

He was caught taking a leek.

Why black people are so good with basketball?

They can shoot and steal without being arrested.

Isil Jokes More Isil Jokes

What is ISIL's favourite dessert?

Terrormisu

How does ISIL prefer their eggs?

Sunni side up at first. But they always end up scrambled.

Book Jokes More Book Jokes

What happened to the Polish National Library?

A: Someone stole the book.

What do you get when you cross a ghost and a the letter K?

A: A book.