What's white and in the men's 100m track final?

The lines.

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What's the difference between a line of naked women and a magician?

Well, the magician has a cunning array of stunts...

What is Weird Al Yankovic's favorite pick up line?

Hey, so are you familiar with my parodies? Yeah my PAIR O DEEZ NUTS!!!

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What has 100 legs but can't walk?

Johnny: 50 pairs of pants? Jimmy: No, A centipede. Jhonny: What? why? Jimmy: Because I squished it

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and drives women wild ?

A 100$ bill