What is six inches long has a bald head and drives every woman crazy?

100$ bill

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Why is Sammy Hagar such a bad golfer?

He can't drive 55.

What's the difference between a tea cup and pea cup?

A teacup is what the British drink out of and a pea cup is what the Mexicans drive.

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What is the definition of 'making love'?

Something a woman does while a guy is f***ing her.

How do you make a woman blind?

Put a windshield in front of her.

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How many black metalheads does it take to change a light bulb?

100. 1 to change the light bulb and the other 99 to complain about how the old light bulb was much better.

Why do people always ask me for directions?

I have no clue where I am going. I am sure i have sent 100's of people into the ocean.

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Why did ygritte break up with Jon Snow?

She didn't want six inches of snow all year long.

What's white and ten inches long?

Nothing.

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What is six inches long has a bald head and drives every woman crazy?

100$ bill

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and drives women wild ?

A 100$ bill

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What do you call two fleas on top of a bald head?

A: Homeless.

What is six inches long, has a bald head, and drives blondes crazy?

A hundred dollar bill.