What do you call two fleas on top of a bald head?

A: Homeless.

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How did the flea learn to use the internet?

He had to start from scratch.

Where do fleas go to surf?

A: To the microwave.

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What do you call two fleas on top of a bald head?

A: Homeless.

What did the homeless got for Christmas?

Hypothermia.

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What is six inches long, has a bald head, and drives blondes crazy?

A hundred dollar bill.

What is six inches long has a bald head and drives every woman crazy?

100$ bill