Where do fleas go to surf?

A: To the microwave.

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Microwave Jokes More Microwave Jokes

How do you get a kid out from a microwave?

Please answer before my wife gets home!

What happens when you microwave a DVD?

you get a VHS tape.

Surf Jokes More Surf Jokes

Why was Cinderella able to surf the web?

Because he footman turned into a mouse.

What's hairy dangerous and only surfs the Net when there's a full moon?

The www.erewolf.

Flea Jokes More Flea Jokes

Why are fleas never happy?

They're in-fur-iated.

How did the flea learn to use the internet?

He had to start from scratch.