Where do fleas go to surf?

A: To the microwave.

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Microwave Jokes More Microwave Jokes

What does a blonde do when her computer freezes?

She puts in in the microwave.

How do you make German potato pancakes?

Cook them in the microwave

Surf Jokes More Surf Jokes

Who surfs the Net by pecking at the keyboard?

www.oody www.oodpecker.

How deep is the ocean?

A shark spooked him while he was surfing.

Flea Jokes More Flea Jokes

What do you call a rabbit with lots of fleas?

Bugs Bunny.

Why should a man never bang his best friend?

He'll probably catch fleas