Who surfs the Net by pecking at the keyboard?

www.oody www.oodpecker.

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Keyboard Jokes More Keyboard Jokes

Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?

Because they use a strongly typed language.

Why did the spider land on the keyboard?

She wanted a new website.

Surf Jokes More Surf Jokes

Why was Cinderella able to surf the web?

Because he footman turned into a mouse.

What did the peasant say when he went surfing in the Russian Revolution?

Serf's up!

Net Jokes More Net Jokes

What sort of net is useless for catching fish ?

A football net !

What did the caught fish say to the fisherman in the net?

Well man it's been reel.

Peck Jokes More Peck Jokes

Why did the owl owl ?

Because the woodpecker would peck 'er !

How do birds kiss?

They give a peck to the cheek.