Which two letters on the keyboard are the furthest from each other?

X and V. There's a C between them.

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X Jokes More X Jokes

What does a child without arms get for x-mas?

gloves! nah don't know, it hasn't opened the present yet

How many X does it take to change a light bulb?

N! One to change the light bulb, and n-1 to display stereotypical behavioral traits of X!

Keyboard Jokes More Keyboard Jokes

What is an astronaut's favorite key on a keyboard?

The spacebar!

Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?

Because they use a strongly typed language.

C Jokes More C Jokes

Why can't pirates finish the alphabet?

because they get lost at C!

What does a computer say when it encounters a skunk?

C: PU!

Letter Jokes More Letter Jokes

How do you spell a hated opponent with three letters?

NME (enemy).

What starts and ends with a 'v' and is only one letter?

w'