Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?

Because they use a strongly typed language.

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How did Hellen Keller break her arms when she fell down a well?

She was shouting for help.

Why did the cannibal break up with his girlfriend?

She didn't suit his taste!

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Why did the man use deodorant to fix a broken window?

He read that it was an invisible solid.

Why did the Russians use peanuts for torture in the Cold War?

Because in Soviet Russia, Nut Cracks You!

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What type of government would a nation ran by Alvin and the Chipmunks be called?

A theocracy.

What type of dinosaurs roamed the Mediterranean before the asteroid hit?

Falafel Raptors. (sorry)

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What did the keyboard say to the mouse?

stop with the cheesey jokes!

Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?

Because they use a strongly typed language.

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What did little John Cena say to his primary school teacher when she gave him his report card?

You can't C me!

What's a pirate's favorite programming language?

You might think it's R, but his first love has always been the C.

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What's the difference between Java and JavaScript?

Java and JavaScript are similar in the same way car and carpet are.

What did the Java code say to the C code?

You've got no class.

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Why did the Java Developer quit his job?

A: Because he didn't get arrays.

Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?

Because they use a strongly typed language.