Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?

Because they use a strongly typed language.

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What is the best way to break a shield apart?

Seth Rollins with a chair

What's the difference between healthcare.gov and Derrick Rose?

Healthcare.gov was broken and now it works.

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Why can't Ewoks yell and scream in the house?

They have to use their Endor voices.

Why do tampons have strings?

So you can floss your teeth with them after you've used them.

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What type of cow produces both milk and potatos?

Your Mother.

What type of computer sings well?

Adell.

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What is an astronaut's favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar.

What did one keyboard say to the other keyboard?

Sorry you're not my type.

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How do you spell candy with two letters?

C and Y

What is the pirate's favourite letter?

C

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Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?

Because they use a strongly typed language.

Why do programmers drink coffee so much?

So they aren't lying when they say they like Java.

Java Developer Jokes More Java Developer Jokes

Why did the Java Developer quit his job?

A: Because he didn't get arrays.

Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?

Because they use a strongly typed language.