Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?

Because they use a strongly typed language.

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What were the headlines like when the shovel was invented?

There's been a ground breaking discovery...

Why did the eskimo spend 3 hours arguing with the return counter?

Because the warranty is void if the seal is broken.

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Why are most Hotwheel cars Ford?

So people can grow up getting used to pushing a Ford.

What does Mario use to talk to dead people?

A Luigi Board

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How did the date go?

Not good. Aww what went wrong -*thinks back to accidentally popping a zit into her soup* She just wasn't my type.

What type of store doesn't move?

A stationary store.

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Who could it be?

there's a big idiot between the "I" and the "Y" on the keyboard. Why don't you go and see who it is?

Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?

Because they use a strongly typed language.

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What's your best Pirate Joke?

What's a pirate's favorite letter? the C!

What do you get when you mix T and C?

Angry British people!

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How many Java programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

One to generate a "ChangeLightBulb" event to the socket.

What's the difference between Java and JavaScript?

Java and JavaScript are similar in the same way car and carpet are.

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Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?

Because they use a strongly typed language.

Why did the Java Developer quit his job?

A: Because he didn't get arrays.