Why do programmers drink coffee so much?

So they aren't lying when they say they like Java.

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How do aliens pay for their coffees?

With Starbucks!

What is more inappropriate than a 7 year old saying "I drink coffee"?

Her saying "I drink it black, like my men"

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What do you call a pot smoker that spends every night dancing and drinking with his friends?

A Rastapartying

Which drink makes a Gorilla feel tipsy?

An ape-ricot sour!

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Why are YOU afraid?

Doc: I'm not Me: You said you were Doc: I lied. You got a month. HAPPY NOW

What's the difference between a Transformer robot and a Transgender person?

One is living in a spaceship and one is living a lie.

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What do you like to drink?

Programmer: I'm only here for the foo.....................d

What Happens When You Cross A Programmer And A Musician?

An Algo-rhythm.

Java Jokes More Java Jokes

If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program

the rest of them will write Perl

Why do programmers drink coffee so much?

So they aren't lying when they say they like Java.