Why do people say "get well soon"?

Why don't you want me to get well now

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Why is Superman wanted by the police?

He is wanted for being the Man of Steal.

Why doesn't God want to argue with Satan?

Because Satan has more politicians to help him.

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What type of people do vampires like?

Type O positive people.

How many people does it take to start a riot?

3/5