Why do people say "get well soon"?

Why don't you want me to get well now

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What do you do when you want to hold a bunny?

You grabbit.

What did Ray Charles say when his wife told him she wanted a divorce?

I did not see that coming.

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Why aren't there any B batteries?

Because people might think you have a stutter.

What if it all goes wrong and they clone millions of John Lennons?

Imagine all the people..