Why doesn't God want to argue with Satan?

Because Satan has more politicians to help him.

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What do you call someone you want to be stepped on by?

A crush crush

Why did the priest smoke weed in the cemetery?

He wanted to keep his spirits high.

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Why couldn't Cain make God love him?

Because he wasn't

Why did god invent patchouli?

So blind people can hate hippies too.

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How can I help you sir?

One clothes please!

What will Tesla build this christmas to help santa deliver presents?

An elf driving car

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What do you call a cow who argues with her husband?

A bullfighter!

Why should you not argue with a decimal?

Because decimals always have a point.

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Who is tall, orange-skinned, blatantly racist, should not be a politician, and makes everyone groan whenever he appears on TV?

Jar Jar Binks

What's the difference between a politician and a computer?

logic

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What did the dyslexic kid say to his parents at Christmas?

I love Satan

How did Satan turn an unbeliever holy?

He scared the hell out of him.