Why doesn't God want to argue with Satan?

Because Satan has more politicians to help him.

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Why did Superman dump Lois for Wonder Woman?

He decided he wanted to date someone in the same League.

Which whiskey should you buy if you want to dance all night?

Wild Twerky!

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Why did religion cross the road?

God is the answer.

How can you tell God is a man?

If God was a woman sperm would taste like chocolate

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How can I help you today, Mr Simpson?

BART: I don't know where my hair starts

What animal do psychiatrists bring in to mental hospitals to help patients with social anxiety?

Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.

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What are you gonna argue about with your family this Thanksgiving?

1. Minimum wage 2. Police reform 3. Why are there raisins in this, Louise

What do you call a fruit that argues against the position it supports?

The Devil's advocado.

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What do politicians and sperm have in common?

About 1 in every 600 million has a chance of becoming a human.

What did the cannibal make of the politician he just met?

Pork and bologne sammiches.

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Why does it take so long when Satan is in front of you in line at the post office?

Because the devil takes many forms.

What did the dyslexic kid say to his parents at Christmas?

I love Satan