Why doesn't God want to argue with Satan?

Because Satan has more politicians to help him.

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What do Chinos say when you take them off?

This was incredibly clever when I first thought of it but then I did some research...the closest they get to being Italian is that George Clooney was a "pioneer" for them: Reading that makes me never want to wear them again.

What do you do when you want to hold a bunny?

You grabbit.

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What's the difference between god and pilots?

God doesn't think he's a pilot.

What, why?

is it my hair Her: no Me: MY LOOKS! Her: no, it's your personality Me: oh thank god

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Why did the dyslexic escapologist join the International Socialists?

A. because he wanted to help untie the human race.

What does Leia say when she needs help?

I think I could use a Han here.

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What is the difference between arguing with a knife and arguing with your girlfriend?

The knife has a point.

What do you call a fruit that argues against the position it supports?

The Devil's advocado.

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What is it called when a politician craps his pants in a Honda?

Civic doody.

What's the difference between a beggar and a US Politician?

A beggar has retained his integrity.

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Why do women love Satan?

He's down to Earth.

Why did Satan need life alert?

Because he had fallen, and could not get back up.