What did the cannibal make of the politician he just met?

Pork and bologne sammiches.

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What would you do if you won the lottery?

Two friends meet together and one asks: What would you do if you won the lottery? -I would build a brothel! Oh, and if it went wrong and you loose money? -I'd open it to the public

Who's there ! Alceste ! Alceste who ?

Alceste to meet him later !

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What's the difference between a church bell & a politician?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

What do cannibals and politicians have in common?

They both enjoy handshakes.

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What do Vegans, ISIS and Feminists have in common?

None of them like pork.

What is Chuck Norris' "best karate move"?

Pork Chop!

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What do you get when you combine mayonnaise and bologne?

Bolognese sauce

What did the cannibal make of the politician he just met?

Pork and bologne sammiches.