What do you get when you combine mayonnaise and bologne?

Bolognese sauce

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What do you get when you combine a mountain climber with a mosquito?

Nothing! You can't cross scalars and vectors.

What do you get if you combine a sheep and a kangaroo?

A woolly jumper.

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Why do rednecks always smell like pickles, mayonnaise, and ham?

Because they're inbred.

What did the mayonnaise say to the man opening the fridge door?

Don't look. I'm dressing."

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What did the cannibal make of the politician he just met?

Pork and bologne sammiches.

What do you get when you combine mayonnaise and bologne?

Bolognese sauce