One. Vegans have the same capability of changing a lightbulb as non-vegans.
A. Nobody knows, there's no light.
5,6,7,8
Ten. One to change it and nine to downvote for no reason.
Three, one to climb the ladder, one to shake it, and one to sue the ladder company.
Don't worry, they'll repost a joke about it.
None of them like pork.
Riot gear.
