How many communists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: None. Each lightbulb contains the means of its own revolution.

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How many karma whores does it take to change a lightbulb?

When this gets 500 upvotes, I'll tell you the answer.

How many /r/twoxchromosomes posters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ten. 1 to screw in the lightbulb, and the other 9 to provide emotional support.

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How many Freudian psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the ladder and one to screw your mother - I mean light bulb!

How Many Bit Coins Does it take to screw in a Lightbulb?

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How does a communist do well in school?

He gets good marx.

How'd the date go?

Not good. Too many red flags. *Flashback to her house being covered with USSR flags* I think she might be a communist.

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What does it mean to be an Agnostic with insomnia and dyslexia?

You stay up all night wondering if there is a dog.

Why are pirates so mean?

They just ARRRRRRRRRRR!!!

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What is the favorite scientific unit of the French?

RPM ( Revolutions Per Minute )

What bird is most likely to inspire a revolution?

A pigeon... "Coup, coup"

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How many Marxists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. The lightbulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.

What did they say about the computer at the Bunny Ranch?

It may contain viruses.