How many communists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: None. Each lightbulb contains the means of its own revolution.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many leftists does it take to change a lightbulb?

8,000 to protest against the broken lightbulb but 0 to realize it won't change anything.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but they'd have to be really small.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many Elvis impersonators does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One for the money, two for the show.

How many women with PMS does it take to screw-in a light bulb?

Two. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . IT JUST DOES, OKAY?

Communist Jokes More Communist Jokes

Why do no communists drink Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why did Russia lose the race?

Because it was Stalin! (Sorry. Communist jokes aren't funny unless every gets them.)

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

What did the other nose say to the other nose when it was crying?

It told it a Nak-Nak joke! (In my language Urdu, Nak means nose.)

How do you spell ichael?

The teacher was rather bewildered. "Don't you mean Michael " she asked. "No ma'am. I've written the 'M' already."

Revolution Jokes More Revolution Jokes

How many Socialists does it take to change a light bulb?

None comrade, the bulb holds the seeds to its own revolution!

How many communists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: None. Each lightbulb contains the means of its own revolution.

Contain Jokes More Contain Jokes

How did the set react when it heard about the Russell Paradox?

It couldn't contain itself.

Why aren't kids under the age of 18 allowed to watch videos about duck calls without the consent of a parent?

Because they contain a lot of fowl language.