How many communists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: None. Each lightbulb contains the means of its own revolution.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Need to know ASAP.

How many Labour Party members does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: None. They haven't got a policy on that.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How Many Muslim Women Does it Take to Screw In a Light Bulb?

Silly, Muslim Women aren't allowed to screw in light bulbs.

How many Chiropractors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, but they'll take 30 visits to do it.

Communist Jokes More Communist Jokes

What's the difference between a communist and a feminist?

The communist wants equality

What do communists put in their soup?

Soviet Onions.

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

What's your favorite word?

5-Year-Old: Empathy! I don't even know what it means! Me- I know how you feel.

Where is the lift?

American: You mean the elevator? English: Yes, we call it a lift. American: It's called an elevator. We invented it. English: And we invented the language.

Revolution Jokes More Revolution Jokes

What happened when the wheel was invented?

It caused a revolution.

How many Marxists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: None: The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.

Contain Jokes More Contain Jokes

Why aren't kids under the age of 18 allowed to watch videos about duck calls without the consent of a parent?

Because they contain a lot of fowl language.

Why did Tim Tebow's mom protest against the Russian soup truck?

It contained a borscht ton.