How many communists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: None. Each lightbulb contains the means of its own revolution.

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How many IT professionals does it take to change a lightbulb?

Have you tried turning it off and back on?

How many wizards does it take to change a lightbulb?

Depends what you want it to change into...

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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Uh...standby I'll check on that.

What do pancakes and kids have in common?

The first one usually gets screwed up.

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What do you call a frozen Communist?

A hammer and pop-sickle

What do communists put in their soup?

Soviet Onions.

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What other miracles can you do?

Jesus: I can varnish 'You mean vanish ' J: *running finger over a beautiful oak table* aha, not quite

How do you seize the means of production?

By overthrowing the bourgeoisie

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How do Communists achieve a revolution every single year?

They planet!

How many Bolsheviks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None - the lightbulb has the capacity for its own revolution

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What's wrong with a joke containing Cobalt, Radon and Yttrium?

It's CoRnY

Why did people use insulation containing deadly toxins?

It was asbestos they could do at the time!