What do pancakes and kids have in common?

The first one usually gets screwed up.

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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Depends on how many cops planted it there

How many fuccbois does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

idk, you dtf tho

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What does that mean?

More kids tripping in lab coats

What's your dad do?

Kid: My dad He's an actor Me: Why Couldn't you get a real dad

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What dinosaur loves pancakes?

A: A tri-syrup-tops.

Why did the pancake cross the road?

His friends egged him on