What do pancakes and kids have in common?

The first one usually gets screwed up.

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How many amateur masochists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one; But it takes a WHOLE E.R. room to extract it afterwards. Double joke! "whole... hole." it's a play on words ;)

How many blondes does it take to screw a light bulb??

Just 1...blondes will screw anything.

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Why do blacks raise chickens?

To teach their kids how to walk.

What do you call a kid with no friends!?

A Sandy Hook survivor!!

Pancake Jokes More Pancake Jokes

What did one pancake say to the others as it was tossed off the griddle into the air?

See you on the flip side.

Why did the pancake cross the road?

His friends egged him on