What's your dad do?

Kid: My dad He's an actor Me: Why Couldn't you get a real dad

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What was Santa's christmas-present for the kid with no hands?

new gloves for the cold days

Why do sandwiches never have kids?

Because they always turn out in-bread.

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What do you call a smoothie that came out too thick?

A chunky. Credit to my dad this morning..

What's worse: ignorance or indifference?

Johnny", responds his dad, " I neither know nor care." Edit: granma grammar.

Actor Jokes More Actor Jokes

What actor do horses like the most?

Matthew McConaug-hay

How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."

Real Dad Jokes More Real Dad Jokes

Why did the stool not listen to the stepladder?

Because it wasn't his real dad

What's your dad do?

Kid: My dad He's an actor Me: Why Couldn't you get a real dad