What's your dad do?

Kid: My dad He's an actor Me: Why Couldn't you get a real dad

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Why did the kid cross the playground?

To get to the other slide. Edit: spelling.

How was school?

4: Trenton said his dad likes to go outside and fight lions - laughs - oh honey - nobody would name their kid Trenton

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What does A&ampW stand for?

Amburgers &amp Woot Beer! Edit: Thanks to my dad for this one.

What's up Dad Party!" dads go nuts "I wanna know, IS IT GETTING HOT IN HERE?

dads in unison DON'T TOUCH THE THERMOSTAT

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Why does an actor enjoy his work so much?

Because it's all play.

Which actor is always criticising churchgoers?

Christian Slater.

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What's your dad do?

Kid: My dad He's an actor Me: Why Couldn't you get a real dad

Why did the stool not listen to the stepladder?

Because it wasn't his real dad