What's your dad do?

Kid: My dad He's an actor Me: Why Couldn't you get a real dad

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Whole Foods Cashier: Do you have your grocery bags?

Me: Kidding At $6 an apple you should drive them home and make an apple pie for me.

What kind of trees watch kids in Mexico?

Baby cedar

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Why do Vampires make poor project managers?

Because the refuse you to meet with stake holders. (why yes, I am a dad why do you ask )

What's the cheapest present for an ophan?

A tattoo with dad

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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."

Who's there ! Actor ! Actor who ?

Actor you my dear Alphonse !

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What's your dad do?

Kid: My dad He's an actor Me: Why Couldn't you get a real dad

Why did the stool not listen to the stepladder?

Because it wasn't his real dad