How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."

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How Many Friend Zoned Men Does It Take To Screw In A Lightbulb?

None, they just all stand around complaining that it won't screw!

How many cops does it take the screw in a lightbulb?

The same number it takes to screw public confidence in law enforcement

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Just one, she yells, "DAAAAADDY, I need a new house!"

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Allah them. (I googled several varations and thus far I believe I am the originator)

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How can you tell, with 100% certainty, that no intelligent alien life exists that we know of?

Because if it did, we'd have sent foreign aid by now.

How many chameleons are in the room with you right now?

You can never answer this question with 100% certainty.

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What do you call an actor from Alabama that is forced by contract to play a certain character in a production?

Role tied.

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His leg was in a cast.

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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."

How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: 100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."