What do you call an actor that has just paid off his house?

Mortgage Freeman

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Whats the difference between a Russian garbanzo bean and a Russian chickpea?

A president has never been blackmailed into treason over a video of him paying to have a Russian garbanzo bean on his face.

How to get a liberal arts graduate off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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What's the name of that German guy that keeps hiding my stuff around the house?

Alzheimer, Grandma.

Why couldn't Spongebob get a mortgage?

Because his house was underwater.

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Why did the actor fire his Gorilla agent?

The big Ape kept wanting to take more than a 10% bite!

Which actor is always criticising churchgoers?

Christian Slater.

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What do you call an actor that has just paid off his house?

Mortgage Freeman

What do you call an aging actor who has finally paid off his house?

Mortgage freeman.