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House Jokes More House Jokes

How many babies does it take to paint a house?

Depends on how hard you throw them.

Why do Republicans make good DJs?

Because they know how to shut the House down.

City Jokes More City Jokes

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man?

hopefully not a repost) The city supports the bench. Badum-tsss

Flip Jokes More Flip Jokes

How mani Iowa citizens does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

4 no 5 no 6 no its really 4 - not sure, better flip a coin to get the right number

How do you get a dead turtle to flip itself back over on its feet?

You take the letter F out of way.

Destroy Jokes More Destroy Jokes

What's black and loves to destroy Baltimore?

The Pittsburgh Steelers

An engineer and an attorney were fishing in the Caribbean. The attorney said, Im here because my house burned down and everything I owned was destroyed by the fire. The insurance company paid for everything. "Thats quite a coincidence," said the engineer. Im here because my house and all my belongings were destroyed by a flood and my insurance company also paid for everything. The puzzled attorney asked, How do you start a flood?