What does Godzilla do part time when he's not destroying cities?

He flips houses

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House Jokes More House Jokes

What do you call a chicken haunting your house?

A Poultrygeist!

Why do they name all hurricanes after women?

Because when they arrive they are wet and wild, and when they leave they take your house and car

City Jokes More City Jokes

What is Cersei Lannister's favorite American city?

Philadelphia, the city of brotherly love.

What do you call a city full of neckbeards?

M'tropolis

Flip Jokes More Flip Jokes

How do you get 4 girls to sit on one chair?

You flip it upside down.

How does the Hulk make money?

He flips houses.

Destroy Jokes More Destroy Jokes

What is it called when someone gets destroyed at online chess?

Extreme Pawnage

What did the bartender say to the horse?

bartender: Why the long face Horse: My alcoholism is destroying my family.

Godzilla Jokes More Godzilla Jokes

What has 100 teeth and keeps Godzilla at bay?

My zipper

What do Godzilla and shrimp have in common?

They both crustaceans