What has over a hundred teeth and keeps back Godzilla?

my zipper!

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What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?

Hard cheese.

What did one tooth say to the other?

Get your cap on the dentist is taking us out tonight.

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What has over a hundred teeth and keeps back Godzilla?

my zipper!

What has 200 teeth and holds back Godzilla?

My zipper

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How did Godzilla get the job opportunity?

Some say he had a foot in the door... and the window... and the wall.

What do Godzilla and shrimp have in common?

They both crustaceans