What has 200 teeth and holds back Godzilla?

My zipper

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What do you call an Irishman who can't hold his liquor?

OC A quadriplegic.

How does a witch make scrambled eggs?

She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright.

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Why do the Irish wear kilts?

Because sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.

Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

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What has 200 teeth and holds back Godzilla?

My zipper

What has over a hundred teeth and keeps back Godzilla?

my zipper!

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How many teenage girls does it take to change a lightbulb?

11. 1 to change the lightbulb & 10 to take 200 photos of it & clog my newsfeed.

Whats the difference between a lentil and a chikpea?

I wouldn't pay 200 to have a lentil on my face