Why do the Irish wear kilts?

Because sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage I do realize this is a sick joke but it still makes me laugh when I hear it. I'm a horrible person

Why did the little pig hide the soap?

He heard the farmer yell "Hogwash!"

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What do you call an Irish milkshake?

Mashed potatoes...

How is food purchased an an Irish grocery?

You buy it per-tater

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Why can any hamburger run the mile in under four minutes?

Because it's a FAST food!

What's grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour ?

A jet propelled elephant !

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Why do Scotsman wear kilts?

Because sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.

How do you milk a sheep?

With iPhone periph**e**rals.

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What has 100 teeth and holds back a monster?

My zipper.

What has 72 teeth and can hold back the Incredible Hulk?

My zipper.