Why do the Irish wear kilts?

Because sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.

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Want to hear a joke about construction?

Nah, I'm still working on it.

Who are you with?

and "Just heard our song"

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What is the name of an Irish girl who hangs out on your lawn?

Patti O'Furniture

Why do the Irish wear kilts?

Because sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.

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Why do they wear skirts in New Zealand?

Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty?

A blonde parade!

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Why did the sheep move house?

The neighbours were baaastsrds.

What did Medusa call the sheep she turned to stone?

Baaaaasalt

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What has 32 teeth and holds back a monster?

My zipper.

What has 200 teeth and holds back Godzilla?

My zipper