Why can any hamburger run the mile in under four minutes?

Because it's a FAST food!

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Run Jokes More Run Jokes

How is a Mac like a Queen's guard?

They're both run by Unix.

What other miracles can you do?

Jesus: I can varnish 'You mean vanish ' J: *running finger over a beautiful oak table* aha, not quite

Minute Jokes More Minute Jokes

What did the pool cleaner say to the impatient swimmer?

Whoa, whoa, whoa... Wade just a minute.

What was the most successful love story in Game of Thrones?

Shireen. She was only on Tinder for a couple of minutes.

Mile Jokes More Mile Jokes

Why do they wear skirts in New Zealand?

Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

Why do Scottish men wear kilts instead of jeans?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

Hamburger Jokes More Hamburger Jokes

What kind of girl does a hamburger like?

Any girl named Patty!

What do you call a bull that runs into a threshing machine?

Hamburger!

Fast Food Jokes More Fast Food Jokes

What does a cheetah call Usain Bolt?

Fast food

What's a cheetah's favorite food?

Fast Food!!! ... I'll see myself out. Credit goes to Safari Animals Oatmeal by Quaker.