How is food purchased an an Irish grocery?

You buy it per-tater

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When I have complicated problems I always ask myself, what would my imaginary wife do?

And then I end up buying myself cupcakes, and shoes.

What would u do if u won the lotto?

10yo: Buy legos & a bigger house for u. 11yo: I'd buy a monkey. Going to be extra nice to my 10yo.

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What does Harry Potter say after he purchases slaves?

I expect to Potter-own 'em.

How is food purchased an an Irish grocery?

You buy it per-tater

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What do you call an Irish R n B singer who's always happy to do something for you?

Mary J O'Blige

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What is the sun's favourite kind of food?

Sol food

What food should you avoid if you don't want to go to court?

Sue-shi! I'll excuse myself.

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How is food purchased an an Irish grocery?

You buy it per-tater

Why do new Irish mothers keep dying?

Because they lack taters