What food should you avoid if you don't want to go to court?

Sue-shi! I'll excuse myself.

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How many paranoids does it take to change a lightbulb?

Who wants to know?

Why did a scientist disconnect his doorbell?

because he wanted to win the No-bell prize!! Sorry, I ll walk out

Excuse Jokes More Excuse Jokes

Who these days is hard "Is your person white?

Excuse me " "Is your person white " "I don't see skin color I just see people"

What is the difference between Snow White and Brazil?

Snow White had the excuse of being asleep before letting seven in.

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What's your first name?

Avoids

Why do zoos pay for simian liability insurance?

To avoid monkey suits

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

Whole Foods "All the cash in a bag NOW!" 100% organic reusable bag ok?

Yes!" puts half the cash I had to charge for the bag

What's the only thing worse than finding a roach in your food?

Finding half of a roach in your food.

Court Jokes More Court Jokes

What do lawyers wear to court?

Law suits!

Why did the tear testify in court?

Because he was an eye wetness.