What food should you avoid if you don't want to go to court?

Sue-shi! I'll excuse myself.

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To the Drink Quirks Wed Fight.

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Snow White had the excuse of being asleep when she let seven in.

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To avoid car-pool tunnel!

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What food should you avoid if you don't want to go to court?

Sue-shi! I'll excuse myself.

What happened to the man who went to court for making deafening noises?

He lost his hearing.