Why did the tear testify in court?

Because he was an eye wetness.

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Tear Jokes More Tear Jokes

What did Eric Clapton do after he wrote Tears in Heaven?

Threw his baby out the window.

What do you call a ghost in a torn sheet?

A holy terror.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

Why do my eyes hurt?

Because I got eye lashes.

What has six eyes but can't see?

Three blind mice.

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What does a War Boy from Mad Max say when he goes to court to sign an affidavit?

WITNESS ME!"

What do lawyers wear to court?

Law suits!