Why did the tear testify in court?

Because he was an eye wetness.

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Tear Jokes More Tear Jokes

What did the ocean said to the river when they parted ways ?

Nothing, he was just full of tears

What costs you a fortune and leaves you in tears a year and a half later?

Not cancer, but my relationship that just ended today!

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What do you call jokes about eyes?

Vitreous humour.

What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?

Doyouthinkhesaurus

Court Jokes More Court Jokes

Who represents a Ghost in court?

A Paralegal.

What do most people wear to court?

Law-suits