Why did the tear testify in court?

Because he was an eye wetness.

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Tear Jokes More Tear Jokes

What's the best part about showering with a 5 year-old?

The water washes away her tears

What's the difference between a baby and baby Alien?

One bursts into tears. The other bursts out of tears

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What do you call a deer without an eye?

No idear.

What do you prefer, honey?

A smart woman or a beautiful woman -Neither sweetie, you know I only have eyes for you

Court Jokes More Court Jokes

Who represents a Ghost in court?

A Paralegal.

What did the lawyers say when they finished their basketball game?

Court is adjourned