What is the difference between a normal and an irradiated cat?

Irradiated cats have 18 half-lives

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What is the difference between falling from the 2nd floor and the 20th floor?

The 2nd floor: (SPLAT) AAAAAaaaaaaaagggghhhhhhhhhhh...... The 20th floor: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!! (SPLAT)

What's the difference between a Chinese man and a lobster under a bus?

Nothing. They're both crustacians.