What did the deaf guy get for Christmas ?

A Headphone

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas?

Cancer

Why do people get divorced in the holiday season?

Because they Marry Christmas!

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What did the deaf guy get for Christmas ?

A Headphone

What do you say to a twenty ton dinosaur with headphones on?

A: Anything you want. He can't hear you.

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How do you sell a deaf guy a frog?

DO YOU WANT TO BUY A FROG? rip.

What is logic?

A mute telling a deaf guy that a blind guy saw a paraplegic running behind a bald guy while grabbing his hair.