What did the deaf guy get for Christmas ?

A Headphone

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas?

Cancer

What is the difference between Christmas music and Kobe Bryant?

Christmas music will still be playing next year.

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What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones ?

Hush puppies !

What do you say to a twenty ton dinosaur with headphones on?

A: Anything you want. He can't hear you.

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How do you sell a deaf guy a frog?

DO YOU WANT TO BUY A FROG? rip.

What did a chemist say to a deaf guy?

Does it matter