Whole Foods "All the cash in a bag NOW!" 100% organic reusable bag ok?

Yes!" puts half the cash I had to charge for the bag

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Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton never lost a bag of coke out the window.

Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag ?

They can lighten your load !

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

How much do used batteries cost?

Nothing, they are free of charge.

Why was Star Wars shot Episodes 4, 5, 6, then 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge of directing, Yoda was

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it?

Finding half a worm in it. And what's worse than that The holocaust

How was Rome split in half?

With a pair of Caesars...

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

What food can tell you if a girl is pregnant?

Chickpea

What's the only thing worse than finding a roach in your food?

Finding half of a roach in your food.

100 Jokes More 100 Jokes

What has 100 legs but can't walk?

Johnny: 50 pairs of pants? Jimmy: No, A centipede. Jhonny: What? why? Jimmy: Because I squished it

What's the difference between modern pop and Christmas music?

One is 6 people singing 100 songs, the other is 100 people singing 6 songs.

Cash Jokes More Cash Jokes

Why do receipts need to be 75 feet long?

I reach into my pocket thinking I have a wad of cash, turns out I just bought a soda earlier.

Why do slovaks don't like Czechs?

They prefer cash.