Whole Foods "All the cash in a bag NOW!" 100% organic reusable bag ok?

Yes!" puts half the cash I had to charge for the bag

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Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

Why did the cat befriend the dog?

Because the dog let the cat out of the bag! Haha!

What is the difference between a bag of cocaine and a four year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out the window

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

How much do pirates charge for corn?

A Buccaneer

What do you call a potato that thinks he is in charge?

A Dictator

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

What would you rather have Parkinson's or Alzheimer's?

At least with Parkinson's you have half a pint.

What can a whole apple do that half an apple can't do?

It can look round.

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

What is the similarity in between a dark joke and food?

Not everyone gets it

What food is bad for epileptic people?

Seizure salad

100 Jokes More 100 Jokes

How done is she?

a.) 100% done b.) 300% done c.) SO done d.) She can't even

What pick-up line works 100% of the time?

Does this smell like chloroform to you

Cash Jokes More Cash Jokes

Why do receipts need to be 75 feet long?

I reach into my pocket thinking I have a wad of cash, turns out I just bought a soda earlier.

Whole Foods "All the cash in a bag NOW!" 100% organic reusable bag ok?

Yes!" puts half the cash I had to charge for the bag