What do you call a potato that thinks he is in charge?

A Dictator

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What is the difference between a single 40-year-old woman and a single 40-year-old man?

The 40-year-old woman thinks often of having children and the man thinks often about dating them.

What do you think of Dracula films?

Fangtastic!

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Why don't you tell secrets in a garden?

Because the corn have ears, the potatos have eyes and the beanstalk.

What's in an Irish 7 course meal?

A 6 pack and a potato.

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Why was he woman arrested on a cattle ranch for wearing a silk dress?

She was charged with rustling!

What do the cristae of the mitochondria and the Mexican border have in common?

Depending what you're charged with can really effect how easily you're getting across.

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Who's the dictator that reports on youtube drama?

Keem Jong Un.

Why did the Dictator ban Soda?

Because there couldnt be 2-liters.