What do you call a potato that thinks he is in charge?

A Dictator

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What did you think of the chapter on frogs?

Biologist 2: Oh it was quite ribbiting.

When I asked her why, she said "uhhh no real reason". I'm thinking, "no reason, huh?

So I punched her in the face. Now she has a reason.

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What do you call a potato who puts videos online?

A Youtuber

What did the potato name his son?

Chip. Sorry.

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What did the British proton say after 5 cups of coffee?

I feel positively charged!

Why hasn't a phone that charges itself just by scrolling the screen ever been invented?

What are our scientists doing

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What do you call an obnoxious potato?

A dictator.

How did the dictator make it easier for power companies to do business with neighboring countries?

He stepped down.