What do you call a potato that thinks he is in charge?

A Dictator

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What is something that basically stops when you stare at it, but flys by when you dont?

There are two answere: Time and Boo (from Mario games). Just made this joke up what do you guys think

Why do blondes always smile during lightning storms?

Q. They think their picture is being taken.

Potato Jokes More Potato Jokes

What do a totalitarian mallard and a potato in an air vent have in common?

They're both duct-taters (sorry)

How does Al Gore spell potato?

A: T-A-T-E-R.

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

Why does Star Wars Movies numbering scheme starts with 4,5,6?

Because in charge of the numbers, Yoda was

Why did the police arrest the energizer bunny?

He was wanted for several charges of battery

Dictator Jokes More Dictator Jokes

What do you get when you cross a hotdog and a potato?

A dictator.

What do you call a phallic shaped potato?

A dictator.