What do you call a potato that thinks he is in charge?

A Dictator

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What color do you think Eddie Smurphy was?

Blue, you racists

What is a Brit's favorite letter?

You'd think it would be "T", but it is "U". *Favourite, btw.

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What do you call a potato with no limbs?

An amputater

What does a tomato and a potato have in common?

Both are red,except from the potato.

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How do you stop a Lion from charging?

have a successful dentistry practise.

Why does Star Wars Movies numbering scheme starts with 4,5,6?

Because in charge of the numbers, Yoda was

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Why did the Dictator ban Soda?

Because there couldnt be 2-liters.

What dictator had the best bureaucracy?

Idi Admin.