What do you call a potato that thinks he is in charge?

A Dictator

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How the hell should I know?

Let me talk to a few criminals and see who they think is scariest."

How'd ya get that?

asked the bartender. "From my husband," she replied. "But I thought he was out of town " he asked. "So did I!" she said.

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What do you call a man with potatoes in their ears?

Anything you want, He can't hear you!

What do you call a potato on the street corner?

Idaho

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How much will a pirate charge you for a piercing?

Buckaneer

What happens if you tell a psychiatrist you are schizophrenic?

He charges you double.

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What do you call a phallic shaped potato?

A dictator.

What do you call a potato that thinks he is in charge?

A Dictator