What do you call a potato that thinks he is in charge?

A Dictator

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Why did God invent women?

You think he's gonna wash the dishes

What would be the best color to make a joke about?

I was thinking black, but I'm not sure it would work?

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Why Latvian man did cross road?

Man have no chicken. All animals are die in famine. Man cross to look for potato. No potato.

What do you call a potato that's reluctant to try new things?

A Hesi-tater

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Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet?

Just the people who were in charge of that decision.

How Much Did the Pirate Charge For Corn?

A buck an ear

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What do you call a dictator running a bookshop?

The Supreme Reader.

What do you get when you cross a hotdog and a potato?

A dictator.