What's the worst thing about running 100 meters in less than 10 seconds?

Being black.

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Leave the plunger in the toilet

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Dos

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Italian ISIS

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What's the worst thing about running 100 meters in less than 10 seconds?

Being black.

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How do Russian sprinters train?

They put a bottle of vodka 100 meters away from them.

What's Isis' favorite race?

The 100-meter daesh. Q: What's Isis' favorite punctuation mark? A: The em-daesh. Q: How much cinnamon does the Isis recipe for gingersnaps call for? A: Just a daesh.